I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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