You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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