so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Boobs speak an international language.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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