did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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