i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Randomize