How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
