omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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