New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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