Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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