Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I want to walk on stilts...naked
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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