2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
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