Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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