where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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