batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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