I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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