so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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