watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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