I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
bring money and cleavage
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
