Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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