when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
high people should be assigned attendants
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
So many bounce houses so little time
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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