You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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