The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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