I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
no. you can't hotbox the world.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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