She is in my trunk
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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