YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
