I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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