Are we in a gay sports bar?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
My ass is underappreciated
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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