If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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