return my video game
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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