come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Randomize
