Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I have peed in a lot of sinks
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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