Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Don't EVER smell your tampon
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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