elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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