Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
