is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
