He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
So. Much. Porn.
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