idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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