I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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