do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
either way he was missing a nipple.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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