I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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