i just google imaged poop.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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