Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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