brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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