Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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