Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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