if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
tell me about the fingering
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