Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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