It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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