can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize