Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
did i just pee glitter
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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