i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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