I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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