let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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