I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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