Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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