high people should be assigned attendants
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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