Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
His nipple licking is glorious
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